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green-berret:

This is my human. Though there are many like it, this one is mine

green-berret:

This is my human. Though there are many like it, this one is mine

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6 days ago
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pink-vulva:

once i take my bra off, don’t ask me to do shit for u bitch bc once that bra comes off, i am clocked out of life. i am done. i am finished. i am logged the fuck out. 

(Source: pinkvelourtracksuit, via cruzsherri)

1 week ago
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easied:

when your bae cancels plans you were looking forward to

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(via bemineforeverkay)

6 days ago
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superb1a:

When you bullshit an essay and manage to get a good grade.image

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1 week ago
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two-men-one-angel:

hiddleswiggles:

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artelini:

A comic about my parents. The entirety of their relationship is mutual hatred of the human race.

when my parents first met my mum thought my dad was a stuck up dick and my dad thought she was a bitch and now they’ve been married 25 years

they get a long in a similar way

they love each other, but they don’t like eachother

I might find a soul mate yet

My mum only said yes to marrying my dad cuz she thought he was joking 

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