Ask me anything


Helen Tran :
Texas army national guard:


once i take my bra off, don’t ask me to do shit for u bitch bc once that bra comes off, i am clocked out of life. i am done. i am finished. i am logged the fuck out. 

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You are my best friend as well as my lover, and I do not know which side of you I enjoy the most. I treasure each side, just as I have treasured our life together.
Nicholas Sparks, The Notebook (via words-of-emotion)

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HALO (High Altitude Low Opening) jump from a Chinook

If I wasn’t afraid of heights this looks like something I would so do

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4 days ago
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When you bullshit an essay and manage to get a good grade.image

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A comic about my parents. The entirety of their relationship is mutual hatred of the human race.

when my parents first met my mum thought my dad was a stuck up dick and my dad thought she was a bitch and now they’ve been married 25 years

they get a long in a similar way

they love each other, but they don’t like eachother

I might find a soul mate yet

My mum only said yes to marrying my dad cuz she thought he was joking 

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It’s 1:56 am and I’m trying to sleep shut the fuck up


It’s 1:56 am and I’m trying to sleep shut the fuck up

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